The blight of fashion

Does anyone out there have a leather BlackBerry holder? Apparently these great accessories are all the rage, especially among young executives. They come in stylish colours such as mango, pumpkin and cocoa and are only £45 a pop.

If you do own one, please get in touch, as Tulkinghorn would like to run a feature in which owners will in no way get the piss ripped out of them for being sad b******s.