Sleaze the day

Bates Wells & Braithwaite (BWB) is celebrating its move into posh new premises.

Apparently, the chaps that designed the interiors (Metro Design Consultants, should you be after a refit) did the same for the Conservative Party’s new headquarters. The designers claim that BWB’s new space is like a “sleek city hotel”.

Presumably, then, it has a bar peopled by wannabe models and ladies of dubious reputation on the hunt for lashed and loaded footballers?