Tulkinghorn was surprised to hear that Hammonds managing partner Peter Crossley is starring on the next series of Celebrity Masterchef.

Crossley may be a bit of a star in the legal world, but it would be odd to see him lining up with Midge Ure and Sally Gunnell cooking up a feast. But Tulkinghorn should have known better. Crossley is not serving, but being served.

Crossley was caught on camera enjoying a lamb feast at the Moroccan/Lebanese restaurant Kenza on Devonshire Square cooked by the celeb chefs.

For his sake, Tulkinghorn hopes it wasn’t Phil Tufnell on cooking duty that day.