Mystery man in mysterious van

Last week’s front page story about Lovells’ half-year performance may have sent a shudder down the spines of its partners, but rumours that one has taken up residence outside the firm in a van in order to bill more are believed to be exaggerated.

Nevertheless, reports reach Tulkinghorn that there is indeed a mysterious individual living outside the firm in a motorised home (ie a Ford Transit). Suggestions as to his identity gratefully received at the usual address.