God’s word is law

It’s a well-known fact that the Lord loves all His creatures upon the face of the earth, but a slightly lesser-known fact is that God loves solicitors the most.

It’s a well-known fact that the Lord loves all His creatures upon the face of the earth, but a slightly lesser-known fact is that God loves solicitors the most.

Leeds-based Godloves Solicitors has been trying to spread the Word beyond the confines of the esteemed profession for nigh-on a century.

The firm has been disseminating the gospel prominently on high streets throughout the region, taking the crusade all the way to Beeston, where the message that God loves solicitors has met with stiff resistance from unbelieving locals, who maintain that solicitors are, in fact, allied with the town’s namesake, the Beast.

If you’re an unbeliever, check out www.godloves .co.uk.