It's not just a fine game of football that Holman Fenwick & Willan lawyers get to watch from their executive box in the North Stands of White Hart Lane, the home of Tottenham Hotspur – they also get a good laugh out of watching their arch Ince & Co shipping litigation rival and Spurs season ticket holder Bob Deering being rather unfortunately placed at every home game in a seat just below Holman's enormous advert on the West Stand.

So far Deering has made no effort to alter his seating arrangements. Then again, if Holman appears in his nightmares it might as well feature in his days off.