Message presage

Who would have known that being a PR for a law firm could be so complicated.

Upon ringing one Westminster firm’s PR monkeys last Monday (12 September), Tulkinghorn was surprised to hear a voice message misstating the day as being a week ahead of time. Fair enough, it’s an easy mistake. Unfortunately, this particular specimen of PR did not appear to be the most advanced technologically. With her mistake audibly dawning on her partway through the message, she tried to rerecord the whole thing while failing to delete the original.

Tulkinghorn would print the number, but he is, of course, too much the gentleman.