The truth is out there…

Tulkinghorn likes tip-offs, but some are more disturbing than others.

Tulkinghorn likes tip-offs, but some are more disturbing than others. Here’s a random selection of what anonymous callers have told Tulkinghorn this month:
1. Hilary Clinton killed Diana. And possibly President Kennedy.
2. Somebody at Kennedys is blackmailing the Queen over an affair with Ernest Hemingway.
3. Pant… pant… pant (and there Tulkinghorn will draw a veil).