Spanking offence

For people who are supposed to be highly educated, lawyers really can be incredibly dim.
Take, for example, the head of a practice group at a top 10 firm who thought it would be a brilliant idea to send an extremely saucy and lurid email to a lady with whom he was having a fling.
Tulkinghorn is told that not only did he tell his paramour exactly how he wanted to tie her up, but also what he wanted to do to her next and with what implements.
Perhaps someone should have told the witless fool that emails have a nasty way of resurfacing. Let’s hope the dunce has learnt his lesson. Then again, perhaps the plan was to be
Which IT lawyer is known by one of his clients as ‘The Gnome’?
caught and severely reprimanded by his managing partner…