Isn’t she lawvly

Apparently, Elle Macpherson really wanted to be a lawyer. Poor love. Her ambitions were thwarted by having to settle for a life as an international, jet-setting, millionaire supermodel.

Luckily, chaps such as Christopher Morcom QC are on hand. Showing great grace in the face of wannabes such as ‘The Body’, Morcom (head of Hogarth Chambers, in case, like Macpherson, you were after an autograph) allows her to hang around pretending to be a legal brain. Face it Macpherson: you’re not a lawyer and you never will be. Now behave!