Sticking with the football theme, Tulkinghorn is as delighted with England's victory over Argentina as anyone, but feels that the gloating has to stop. Tulkinghorn was particularly disgusted with those barrister clerks - you know who you are - who found hours of entertainment harassing the Argentinian embassy. In fact, one particularly mischievous clerk circulated the embassy's number to all of his colleagues with this recommendation: "The number for the Argentinian embassy is 020 XXXX XXXX. They get quite irate if you call them and say you are from British Airways and ask if they still need 22 seats back from Japan on the 30 June. This is a silly and immature thing to do, and I wouldn't recommend anyone try it... more than three times..."