Dissin’ Cousins

Poor old Alan Cousins. Hardly through the door at Blake Lapthorn Linnell
and he’s already let slip his first howler. The former company secretary of
Alldays clearly lets old habits die hard.

“I’m thrilled to be joining Blake Lapthorn Linnell,” he trilled, starting
well, “during a period of such significant development” (good) ”and growth” (excellent) “for the company.”
Aaagghhhhhh!!!!!!!