Dance of the double chum fairies

It's been a while since Tulkinghorn managed to include a sentence with the words 'dancing' and 'pole' in it, but thanks to Clifford Chance partners Malcolm Sweeting and Mark Stewart, those happy days are here again.

The frolicksome pair were in the South of France for the firm's annual partners' retreat. It was 3am, they were in a bar, drink had almost certainly flowed, and so the nimble-footed couple did what any red-blooded males would do: they danced with a pole (that's a stick, not an Eastern European). According to one of the witnesses in the bar at the time, "they could really throw the shapes".

Good stuff, chaps. Or should it be: Nice work if you can get it?