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Bates Wells holds Poetry Day breakfast

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  • Poem

    Sorry, but that really is rubbish. No wonder there's no money in poetry. The Lawyer should stick to comissioning special reports.

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  • I can do better

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    This poem is terrible,
    But The Lawyer's was too.

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  • Real poetry

    Don't think much of those two poems, but Stephen Lloyd's poker face next to that crazy pixie woman is poetry in its own right.

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  • Ahem

    Bank statements are red,
    The City is blue,
    But Bates Wells is OK,
    Because it does charity law.

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  • OK, here we go

    'The City is like a dead, dead rose,
    But why that is,
    No-one knows.

    Some blame Bush,
    Some blame sub-prime,
    Let's hope this bank plan,
    Kicks in in time.'

    Hay thank you.

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  • A poem doesn't have to rhyme

    'The Lawyer's poem is rubbish,
    But is Bates Wells to blame?
    Both parties deny responsibility but I doubt it will go as far as litigation.'

    (W. Shakespeare, 2008)

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  • Poet Tree

    I love you darling
    The bankers used to say
    to their wives
    now they say it
    to a man whose eyebrow colour does not match his hair

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  • A couple of limmericks

    Lawyers are rich
    And bankers are poor
    A sudden reversal of fortunes
    And bankruptcy lawyers are on call

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  • Oh dear god

    The lawyer stood in the burning office
    Eating deep fried scallops
    The flames blew up
    Around his legs
    And badly burned his knees


    Thank you.

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  • Haiku

    Haiku,
    You ku,
    We all ku,
    It's perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of.

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