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Bates Wells holds Poetry Day breakfast

Jon Parker

Bates Wells holds Poetry Day breakfastLondon charity specialist Bates Wells & Braithwaite has hosted a poetry breakfast with Cornish poet Sally Crabtree in advance celebration of National Poetry Day today.


Co-hosted with Scandinavian bank SEB in the canteen the two businesses share, the event yesterday morning was themed ‘work’, and involved lawyers and bankers being read poems and offered edible words - cakes with sugar poetry on them - to accompany their coffee.

Crabtree also served the firm a ‘poetic writ’ in a scroll to encourage more poetry in the law.

Bates Wells senior partner Stephen Lloyd (pictured) said: “Acting for so many arts and creative clients, Bates Wells and Braithwaite has always had an interest in poetry and was one of the founders of the charity Poet in the City.

“In the gloom of the credit crunch, our event to mark National Poetry day was an inspiring and intimate start to the day.”

Sally Crabtree added: “It has often been remarked that life in the City lacks a certain poetic sensibility. Urgent deadlines, long commutes and even longer hours put a block on creativity and expression. We were attempting to redress the balance and test out the old adage that “there’s not much poetry in money and not much money in poetry”.

In our own tribute to National Poetry Day, The Lawyerasked Crabtree to produce two The Lawyer-themed poems to mark National Poetry Day. The first read:

Here’s to a day that falls butterside up,
And a poet who’ll pour you out odes in your cup,
And offer you serenades sweeter than most,
And edible words, and quotes on toast!

It’s National Poetry Day and this year,
The theme is ‘Work’ so that’s why we’re here,
At a meeting at breakfast with all the law staff,
Hoping that poetry will make them laugh,
Having ‘The Lawyer ’ as the special guest,
Will make sure this Poetry Day is the best!


Yes, that’s what we thought.

“Quotes on toast, serenades and more!
Today we’re making it the law,
To try a little food for the soul,
At a breakfast meeting with a goal,
To add some sparkle to the day,
Poetic words are the only way!
We’ve invited The Lawyer as our special guest,
To make this Poetry Day the best!


Think you could do better? Then make your own contribution below.

Readers' comments (13)

  • Poem

    Sorry, but that really is rubbish. No wonder there's no money in poetry. The Lawyer should stick to comissioning special reports.

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  • I can do better

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    This poem is terrible,
    But The Lawyer's was too.

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  • Real poetry

    Don't think much of those two poems, but Stephen Lloyd's poker face next to that crazy pixie woman is poetry in its own right.

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  • Ahem

    Bank statements are red,
    The City is blue,
    But Bates Wells is OK,
    Because it does charity law.

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  • OK, here we go

    'The City is like a dead, dead rose,
    But why that is,
    No-one knows.

    Some blame Bush,
    Some blame sub-prime,
    Let's hope this bank plan,
    Kicks in in time.'

    Hay thank you.

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  • A poem doesn't have to rhyme

    'The Lawyer's poem is rubbish,
    But is Bates Wells to blame?
    Both parties deny responsibility but I doubt it will go as far as litigation.'

    (W. Shakespeare, 2008)

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  • Poet Tree

    I love you darling
    The bankers used to say
    to their wives
    now they say it
    to a man whose eyebrow colour does not match his hair

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  • A couple of limmericks

    Lawyers are rich
    And bankers are poor
    A sudden reversal of fortunes
    And bankruptcy lawyers are on call

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  • Oh dear god

    The lawyer stood in the burning office
    Eating deep fried scallops
    The flames blew up
    Around his legs
    And badly burned his knees


    Thank you.

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  • Haiku

    Haiku,
    You ku,
    We all ku,
    It's perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of.

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